Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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