omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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