My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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