no. you can't hotbox the world.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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