I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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