Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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