I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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