Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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