The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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