She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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