It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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