Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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