They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We have started to decorate penises.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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