trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
It's just like the Real World with babies
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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