oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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