There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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