Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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