The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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