Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Do you have feelings for this penis?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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