Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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