White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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