Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize
