As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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