The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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