Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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