You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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