im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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