Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
That was before I lit my hair on fire
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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