I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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