that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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