Your tits are I can't wait for
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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