Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm like, not good at living.
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