whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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