dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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