I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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