would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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