Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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