I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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