Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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