google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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