Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
