come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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