I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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