he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She's the barista slut.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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