I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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