Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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