it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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