I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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