He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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