omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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